this is 100% how chickens evolved trust me im a scientist
actually all chickens have the ability to shapeshift and this is photographic proof
me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous
boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)
me:
emrosethedisneymjsherlokifangirl:
Me: “Ugh, songs about cheating are so annoying and gross!”
Shaggy: “Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with the girl next door..”
Me:
Police raid a weed growing operation watch his escape move!🤣
WTF
All the cops critical failed their perception checks.
for those, like myself, that would like to know what that means in lbs
I heard that Daisy Ridley had an 8 pack. That Daisy Ridley was shredded.
(Source: soapieturner)
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
like
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.
ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?
it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!!
LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS
SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT